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On Super Mario Bros.

On Super Mario Bros.

Continuing from bad movies like Catwoman is Super Mario Bros., which features Bob Hoskins (Maid in Manhattan, Mermaids, Snow White and the Huntsman), John Leguizamo (Spawn),  Dennis Hopper (Speed), Fisher Stevens (Short Circuit), Lance Henriksen (Aliens, Alien ³), and Dan Castellaneta (The Simpsons, Stargate SG-1). About the only thing good about this movie is a young John Leguizamo. According … Continue reading

The Best and Worst of Heroes: Volume V – Redemption

The Best and Worst of Heroes: Volume V – Redemption

Continuing from a previous post on Heroes Reborn is Heroes’ fifth volume (fourth season), entitled Redemption. Madeline Zima of The Nanny played Gretchen Berg,a fellow college student of Claire’s. Wes Ramsey of Latter Days, and Charmed, played Roy. Louise Flecther of Firestarter, Blue Steel, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, and Cruel Intentions, played Doctor Coolidge, … Continue reading

The Best and Worst of Charmed: Season 4

The Best and Worst of Charmed: Season 4

Season 8 Season 7 Season 6 Season 5   Season 4 is considered the last good season the show ever had, which also serves as a soft-reboot given Shannon Doherty left the show over potential feuds with other cast. McGowan’s Paige was a great addition, bringing a freshness to the series already 3 years old. … Continue reading

On Urban Legend

On Urban Legend

Featuring Joshua Jackson (Fringe, Cruel Intentions), Michael Rosenbaum with hair (Smallville), and Loretta Devine (Waiting to Exhale), Urban Legend is just like I Know What You Did Last Summer, Final Destination, The Faculty, and Scream, as a teen horror flick. It also takes place at Discount Harvard University called New England University. Certainly, a handsome Jared Leto … Continue reading

The Best and Worst of Charmed: Season 8

The Best and Worst of Charmed: Season 8

Beginning with it’s fourth season, I was such a big fan of Charmed, a show which can be summed up by: Charmed is an American television series that ran for eight seasons on The WB. It was produced by Aaron Spelling and is about three sisters who are the world’s most powerful good witches, known … Continue reading

On Scream 2

On Scream 2

Featuring Sarah Michelle Geller (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, I Know What You Did Last Summer), and Heather Graham (Lost in Space), Scream 2 is the sequel to the original Scream film. It’s about as successful as the first, though after this installment things head downward. Oh Mickey, you’re so fine! You’re so fine you blow … Continue reading

On Scream

On Scream

Featuring Neve Campbell (The Craft), and Skeet Ulrich (The Craft), Scream is the first in a slasher film series about the character of Sidney Prescott, a high school student in the fictional town of Woodsboro, California, who becomes the target of a mysterious killer known as Ghostface. The film is based partly on the real … Continue reading

On The Santa Clause

On The Santa Clause

I can’t tell you how many times I have seen The Santa Clause, as it was very popular like Mrs. Doubtfire, at the time of it’s release. Much like Mrs. Doubtfire,this heartfelt holiday film is wrought with some serious problems in it’s storytelling. Sure, it is an original story, and Scott Calvin (S.C.) is equally … Continue reading

The Best and Worst of Constantine

The Best and Worst of Constantine

Unlike the Constantine film, the television series I thought was utterly fantastic in comparison – there was much more time to develop characters. Not to say everything was inherently good, though. Constantine suffers heavily of the Magical Negroe trope (see The Legend of Bagger Vance) in two characters, Papa Midnite and the Angel, Manny. This … Continue reading

On John Carter

On John Carter

  According to The Guardian review: John Carter is one of those films that is so stultifying, so oppressive and so mysteriously and interminably long that I felt as if someone had dragged me into the kitchen of my local Greggs, and was baking my head into the centre of a colossal cube of white … Continue reading